slogan = new Array ()
slogan[0] = "I\'m a reasonable man, get off my case.";
slogan[1] = "He had hands, and legs, and feet.";
slogan[2] = "The holy gourd of Jerusalem.";
slogan[3] = "He is not the Messiah; he\'s a very naughty boy.";
slogan[4] = "Studying the diagram.";
slogan[5] = "Sailing into a cloudbank.";
slogan[6] = "Sunset over clouds.";
slogan[7] = "Oatmeal and raisins.";
slogan[8] = "Where did I put that thing?";
slogan[9] = "Looks like you\'ve got some kind of alternate universe in there.";
slogan[10] = "What\'s all this, then?";
slogan[11] = "Jupiter controls the radio.";
slogan[12] = "In the shadow of the living room.";
slogan[13] = "Happy Joe from Kokomo.";
slogan[14] = "The swellest entertainment.";
slogan[15] = "873914526 156237489 294658731.";
slogan[16] = "Labels on empty bottles.";
slogan[17] = "I\'ve half a mind to ring his doorbell and run.";
slogan[18] = "I shoulda caught the 36B.";
slogan[19] = "How donkeys were born.";
slogan[20] = "Five or six microphones angry.";
slogan[21] = "It just might work.";
slogan[22] = "Gee, Wally, that\'s amazing.";
slogan[23] = "Chances are good that right now I\'m wondering what I\'m doing.";
slogan[24] = "Looking for logic in the chambers of the human heart.";
slogan[25] = "Not gill-cup.";
slogan[26] = "fish breathe throat.";
slogan[27] = "Is it safe?";
slogan[28] = "Pull your socks up, put your foot down.";
slogan[29] = "Your theory is very interesting and appears to be justified.";
slogan[30] = "My friends call me Mr. Grumpy Gills.";
slogan[31] = "Seen in the streets of London selling white mice.";
slogan[32] = "And shrubbery delivery service.";
slogan[33] = "Some random schmuck with a computer.";
slogan[34] = "Sound and fury.";
slogan[35] = "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.";
slogan[36] = "There are some things of which we seldom talk.";
slogan[37] = "Together we'll nab it.";
slogan[38] = "Moving right along.";
slogan[39] = "Yes.  I'm sorry, yes.";
slogan[40] = "Turtles all the way down.";
slogan[41] = "42 ± 42.";
slogan[42] = "23161234350316230834330739362804142318061824343708<br>122613033420353506372326130839362804373616231824342614"; // puzzling code
slogan[43] = "Usually when things go wrong is when you see how they\'re put together.";
slogan[44] = "Two things I hate are garlic and radiation burns.";
slogan[45] = "When the road\'s washed out we pass the bottle around.";
slogan[46] = "Just some random schmuck with a computer.";
slogan[47] = "What\'s that, Lassie?  Timmy\'s in trouble?";
slogan[48] = "A very silly place.";
slogan[49] = "Can\'t sleep, the clowns will eat me.";
slogan[50] = "Look at that boy holding 17 fingers up.";
slogan[51] = "It\'s hard to make a lentil look distraught.";
slogan[52] = "It came out of nowhere just to say \"Surprise!\"";
slogan[53] = "Asa Nisi Masa";
slogan[54] = "One high-pitched piercing note away from real tragedy.";
slogan[55] = "A million miles from reality";

randnum = Math.round(Math.random() * 55);
/* change this number after the asterisk to correspond to the last number in the array. */